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text; a few days after the party

[redhott]

dude
DUDE
I made out with so many ppl!!!

[songwrite]

yea u did
so that means u'll come to the next one right?

[redhott]

omg u no?
wait did you come into the kitchen when I was making out w Ronan??

[songwrite]

I mean i had faith
no whos ronan
tbh everything is kinda a blur

[redhott]

OH MY GOD ARCHIE
DUDE ohhh that was rude
now u no everything
let me die in a corner now thx

idk hes some guy that came into the kitchen and like
we were eating pizza and then he got into my lap
and then I gave him a handjob
Ive never done that before man!!
ur partys are crazy

wait wait
ok
HOW blurry

[songwrite]

[OH THAT'S DEFINITELY MORE THAN MAKING OUT, Archie's brain short circuits for like a second but he gets it back on track.]

congrats! [that's the correct response, yes? yes. as a teenager he is 100% sure.] are u guys gonna go out or anything

idk man like i didn't black out or anything but idk what all actually happened and what i just dreamed up later u know
did we do stuff

[He has vague recollections of The Pool]

[redhott]

uhm no hes got like 3 bfs already
a 4 seems excessive amirite lol

[ Ah yes, The Pool incident. ]

ummm do u wanna remain blissfully ignorant oor?

[songwrite]

what
u can do that?

[Surely not!]

so we did
???

[redhott]

apparently!
Im pretty frickin jealous I gotta say

???
ok yes we did
we made out in the pool
I did NOT give u a handjob tho
I hope ur not too disappointed

its not gonna be weird from now on right?

[songwrite]

no man sorry bout that
apparently i got a little crazy
it's not gonna be weird!! i'll make it up to u

[because clearly he hated it!!! rip]

[redhott]

plz tell me thats supposed to be a horrible pun dude lol

[songwrite]

um
wait, what

[rip]

[redhott]

nothing dude its so not important
make it up to me pal ;)

[songwrite]

ok so turns out i don't like have any ideas
but i'm up for anything if u do?

[redhott]

hmmm seems like usual should work
pizza and video games

[songwrite]

my place or urs? [ARCHIE.....]

[redhott]

well I dont have roomies so u can come over here if u want
but either or works!

[songwrite]

u live on ur own??
yea I'll come over! tonight? or some other day

[redhott]

for now
theres always new ppl comin in
so I doubt Ill be by myself for long

oh uhh yeah I mean if you want sure!
I can order some pizza
then I can whoop ur ass at video games
itll be great :)

[songwrite]

u can try!
what's the address
ur in Maurtia Falls right?

[redhott]

yeah
just uhh wear ur jacket
MF is kinda shady
I dont want u mugged

[songwrite]

ok give me an hour
just worked out so gotta shower

[redhott]

yeah me too

[ A COLD shower, you piece of redheaded shit!! Keep your sexy sweaty imagery to yourself next time. ]

[songwrite]

[He texts omw as soon as he's done, and shows up at Kyle's place in his bright blue varsity jacket fairly soon after that. He wasn't kidding about it being crazier than Heropa, this is definitely where he's gonna show up to try out Superheroing.

He knocks, a few times.]

Hey, Kyle? It's me!

[redhott]

Hey, man. That was pretty quick!

[ Kyle spent most of the time cleaning up any fast food containers that had been lying about this week and making sure his dirty laundry was nowhere to be found. ]

So I went ahead and ordered pizza so we wouldn't have to wait. I just got like double cheese and pepperoni. Hope that's okay?