Oh for fuck's sake, Magnus. [ just gonna snatch the phone out of his hand and start typing: ] Say you've never been on a date because you've had better and more pressing things to do, but now you're in a position to start dating. Where would you take this completely hypothetical and absolutely not obvious potential date and what would you do?
What do teenagers even do for fun when they have spare time and cash?
What do teenagers even do for fun when they have spare time and cash?
[Archie has never seen any teen other than Betty text in such needlessly complete, grammatically correct sentences what is happening here...
Maybe Magnus has had some bad fondue???? Dream Chocolate is probably at least a little bit bad for your health...]
well idk about cash really but u could do a movie, drive ins are great 4 dates if u can borrow a car
or going out to eat is classic
a picnic?? but u live outside so would that just be a normal meal
its gonna be october so haunted houses obviously
but i mean its probably better to ask what they want to do if u don't know
[WAIT A MINUTE...............]
ur dating someone????
[Apparently the multiple "hypotheticals" were soundly ignored.]
Maybe Magnus has had some bad fondue???? Dream Chocolate is probably at least a little bit bad for your health...]
well idk about cash really but u could do a movie, drive ins are great 4 dates if u can borrow a car
or going out to eat is classic
a picnic?? but u live outside so would that just be a normal meal
its gonna be october so haunted houses obviously
but i mean its probably better to ask what they want to do if u don't know
[WAIT A MINUTE...............]
ur dating someone????
[Apparently the multiple "hypotheticals" were soundly ignored.]
[THEY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH?????]
there's gotta be more to it than that
[it's weird how he didn't answer the question, so he follows that up with]
i'm not hypothetically asking for dating advice i'm hypothetically asking
[scrolls up to see what Alex is actually asking]
how dates work??
there's gotta be more to it than that
[it's weird how he didn't answer the question, so he follows that up with]
i'm not hypothetically asking for dating advice i'm hypothetically asking
[scrolls up to see what Alex is actually asking]
how dates work??
[this is weird he's never had to justify what dates Are to anyone before... Archie actually stops to think for a second before texting, a momentous occasion]
the feelings u have for them is what makes it more
??? i guess
and the making out at the movies
its just different for different people
[for instance sometimes you date your grown ass teacher and you can't be seen in public together or the jig will be up............]
so ur gonna ask someone out? who??
the feelings u have for them is what makes it more
??? i guess
and the making out at the movies
its just different for different people
[for instance sometimes you date your grown ass teacher and you can't be seen in public together or the jig will be up............]
so ur gonna ask someone out? who??
uhh
went out for breakfast at a diner i think
[he dates kinda a lot and had to really think about that... also ok like Magnus is always a lil strange, but this is even More than usual sooo]
are u ok mag??
[it's the second time he's done the tone/typing style switch in like 2 minutes]
went out for breakfast at a diner i think
[he dates kinda a lot and had to really think about that... also ok like Magnus is always a lil strange, but this is even More than usual sooo]
are u ok mag??
[it's the second time he's done the tone/typing style switch in like 2 minutes]
I don't see why not, I didn't ask him who he went with. [ snatching the phone right back and putting magnus into a headlock in the process. good luck that close to her boobs, buddy. ]
Yeah, just trying out punctuation and capitalization. What do you think?
[ a beat, then to magnus: ] He calls you Mag? Boys are lame.
Anyway, seems easy enough. Thanks for indulging me. How're things with you? [ she squints down at the phone, then finally releases magnus and hands it back to him. ]
Yeah, just trying out punctuation and capitalization. What do you think?
[ a beat, then to magnus: ] He calls you Mag? Boys are lame.
Anyway, seems easy enough. Thanks for indulging me. How're things with you? [ she squints down at the phone, then finally releases magnus and hands it back to him. ]
[he'd freak out more about being that close to her boobs, but he's kind of struggling to breathe. Alex plays rough and he is never prepared; have some ineffectual struggling and complaining noises while she texts]
[he also thinks, incredulously, you were a boy this morning, but then again Alex is never a lame boy, so maybe she has a point]
[freedom, and flush (okay maybe he was a little freaked out about being that close to her chest) he takes the phone back. as usual, Alex is 10 steps ahead of him, because it doesn't seem easy enough yet, to Magnus]
Wait, I still don't get it? He just talked about eating in different places, mostly. And... um. [Making Out] -- Your small talk is terrible.
also what can you do besides eat? like if hypothetically one of the people in the date has ants in their pants all the time. chuck e cheese's?
[#callout]
[he also thinks, incredulously, you were a boy this morning, but then again Alex is never a lame boy, so maybe she has a point]
[freedom, and flush (okay maybe he was a little freaked out about being that close to her chest) he takes the phone back. as usual, Alex is 10 steps ahead of him, because it doesn't seem easy enough yet, to Magnus]
Wait, I still don't get it? He just talked about eating in different places, mostly. And... um. [Making Out] -- Your small talk is terrible.
also what can you do besides eat? like if hypothetically one of the people in the date has ants in their pants all the time. chuck e cheese's?
[#callout]
Edited 2017-09-28 13:24 (UTC)
text; fairly out of the blue, a few weeks after school starts
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hashtagtwinning
2017-09-28 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I need your help. People like you.
Yes, Archibald. I'm fine.
I want to rebuild the family business. As I've told you before, people hate me. You're going to be the public face, so to speak.
Besides, we look good in pictures together.
[ Cheryl, pls. ]
I want to rebuild the family business. As I've told you before, people hate me. You're going to be the public face, so to speak.
Besides, we look good in pictures together.
[ Cheryl, pls. ]
Edited 2017-09-29 19:37 (UTC)
[Archie squints but then... just decides to go the path of least resistance and Not Question It. Which is what he usually does, honestly. Which is why he's sorta a big fat pushover who catches onto most things way too late.]
definitely do not take anyone to chuck e cheese
dont do it
wait what does that mean ants in their pants
like they don't like to just sit down and eat at a restaurant??
how about like a concert or clubbing then
definitely do not take anyone to chuck e cheese
dont do it
wait what does that mean ants in their pants
like they don't like to just sit down and eat at a restaurant??
how about like a concert or clubbing then
Yes. That's what I said, isn't it? I have trees. I've been growing them.
[ Since Veronica left, but she's not going to say that. She hates being alone, and she hates being pitied even more. ]
[ Since Veronica left, but she's not going to say that. She hates being alone, and she hates being pitied even more. ]
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